Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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