I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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