she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
This is the high leading the old right now
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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