Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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