You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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