After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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