I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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