2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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