So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
