i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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