How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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