did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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