I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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