do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
