My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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