if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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