if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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