"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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