SEEEEXXX PLEASE
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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