Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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