Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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