He kissed a someone with a penis
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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