I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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