I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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