dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Drake has all the answers
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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