btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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