with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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