i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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