People with herpes should wear stickers.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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