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Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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