We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.