i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
