You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
