i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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