remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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