What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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