He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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