My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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