operation harelip BJ is a go
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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