Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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