i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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