please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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