There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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