So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think I am morally bankrupt
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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