I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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