So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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