DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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