i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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