I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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