What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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