How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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