I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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