This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am naked and annoyed.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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