i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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