i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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