Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
