At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
DRUNK COOKIES
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