just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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