You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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